Freshman Hell Week
Today is the big night, my school, Kathleen Senior High is playing Lakeland High School, one of the top High School Football teams in the country, in our season ending rivalry game. We haven’t won...
View ArticleHomosexuality
If I wasn’t totally opposed to it I migh have thought about going gay. That’s just how much girls annoy me. But don’t worry ladies, I’m not into the manbeef.
View ArticleBackstabber
I’ve got a little bit of a confession to make, I’m a backstabber. I’ve done it in the past, and even more recently, I’ve been doing it for the past week. But I truly, honestly believe I’m in the...
View ArticleMaking an Ass of Yourself 101
Just watch this video, then immitate. For the confused out there, this video of my good friend Kyle’s fat friend making himself look like a retard for a school video project.
View ArticleLate Night Skate
There’s nothing better than a late night skate session, and there’s nothing worse than rolling your ankle trying to fakie heelflip over a drainage ditch (cement pop to plywood land). Talk about pain.
View ArticleMacHeist Invitations
Just a quick note, I do have 7 invitations for MacHeist if anybody still needs one. Leave me a comment and let me know, it’s first come, first serve around here.
View ArticleConversations with Robyn (Select Quotes)
We enjoy creating new words… Me: shut up you stupid hermofile (hermaphrodite-homo-pedifile) yeah making up new words is fun Robyn: whats a hermaphrodite? tell me now. Me: a person with a dipstick and...
View ArticleBest Skate Video Ever
This has to be the most amazingly fantabulous video ever uploaded to YouTube. This kid is a prodigy, I can’t wait to see him in the next Tony Hawk Game. Enjoy. Sponsor Me!!!
View ArticlePops on Marriage
On my way over to spend time with Kayla earlier today I had an interesting conversation with Pops, my stepfather’s father. He was asking me a little about my new girlfriend and out of nowhere he starts...
View ArticleMacHeist #2
That’s it, I’ve solved the second MacHeist puzzle and I’m extremely happy. I won’t let you know what software’s being offered or give you any direct answers, but I’ll give you a few key clues. First...
View ArticleThe iPhone Is Here
Many months ago I reported on the rumors of a touchscreen iPod in development. Around that same time, and even before then, rumors of an iPhone, as it was dubbed, began to emerge. During his always...
View ArticleThe Third Year.
Coming up on three years, and I’ve finally hit the 200 post mark. It’s taken a lot longer than I would have thought, but I’m finally through it. Looking back on some of my older posts, it’s safe to say...
View ArticleDowntime.
I’m breaking everything down, working on a new design, new portfolio, new everything. With this new look, you may find a decrease in blogging. All my attention is towards business. Success is key.
View ArticleFour And Aft
I book shows now. August 11th – The Yellow Sign, Once We Were Buried @ Transitions Art Gallery – Tampa, Florida [w/ Illithid, Legions, and Board The Windows] August 17th – Screamin’ For Vengeance Tour...
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